Occupy Someplace Nice

After all of this Occupy Wall Street insanity, I think it’s pretty obvious that Occupy Wall Street is completely out of control and simply doesn’t work. But, why didn’t anyone think of occupying somewhere nice like St Barths or Bora Bora? “Occupy Hawaii” has a nice ring to it as does “Occupy Aruba.”  Seeing that most of the top 1% that these people are supposedly protesting are probably hanging out in the Caribbean anyway or at least making a few trips to the Cayman Islands, occupying that part of the world is really the way to go.

Tonight may be an unseasonably mild night, but it’s not going to last.  If you’re going to live outside you might as well get tan in a beach chair while doing it.  Plus, the relaxing sounds of the ocean will guarantee that your demonstration remains peaceful.  So if you really want to join the Occupy movement, protest someplace nice.