15 Ways to Live Like a Movie Star

It is getting to be that time of year when I come up with a mid-year resolution. I always aspire to keep my life exciting and excessive. Therefore, I think I should live more like a movie star without actually having to be in movies. Next time you see me I could be on the red carpet being asked what ever great Oscar nominee dreams of being asked: “Who are you wearing?”  The Hollywood life is calling and I’m flying first class.

Here are 15 easy ways you too can live like a movie star:

15. Purchase a pair of oversized designer sunglasses and wear them around with a hood wherever you go. This will make you more mysterious and helps you get served faster at restaurants. Just steer clear of banks because they might think you are robbing them.

14. Talk about yourself in the 3rd person like Jimmy D on The Millionaire Matchmaker

13. Sing instead of talking to express your feelings. Hey, it’s working very well for the cast of Glee.

12. Get married in Vegas and hope to be on Perez the next day.

11. Demand the star treatment. When I go out to eat I rarely order anything that is actually on the menu.

10. Get a cute small dog to carry around with you always. It’s lonely at the top and you need a companion who loves you unconditionally.

9. Go back and forth between New York and L.A. A true movie star is bicoastal.

8. Rediscover your spiritual side by joining an out of the box religious organization such as the Church of Scientology or get a personal shaman.

9. The camera adds 10 pounds. Hire an elite personal trainer for your movie star bod.

8. Find a secret hiding place to hide from the paparazzi.

7. Create your own charity for cause near and dear to your heart.

6. Start your own clothing, makeup, shoe, and/or perfume line.

5. Write a tell-all memoir and get it on Opera before she quits.

4. Before your next movie hits theaters, go on vacation somewhere tropical and stay for so long that people think you are dead. People will think it’s a miracle that you showed up at the premiere and you will have gotten a really great tan.

3. Be paid to endorse some really bad product.

2. When you get arrested for some petty crime, look hot in your mug shot. Practice makes perfect.

1. Remember that you are first and foremost an artist and artists have every right to be drama queens. So always be a little bit dramatic with everything you do.

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